dnd character idea. a bard who gives inspiration by being such a megabitch that everyone tries extra hard to prove them wrong. local cleric says ‘i dont know why but every time they say something i just get this urge to kick them in the shins and so my strength checks have been way better lately’
further this character can never learn to cast the spell friends and uses vicious mockery by yelling compliments that are so sarcastic that the enemy gets really paranoid and insecure trying to find the real meaning. instrument proficiencies are the harmonica, the vuvuzela, and the guitar
boys complimenting me:
me: ://
my teacher leaving an ‘excellent work!!!’ on my essay:
me, holding a wall for support: bro i’m just…..bro i’m just really teary i’m ghjdgfsdhjfjsdhf i’m hgjggjkhfkdjgj wow thank you idk what to say….bro idk why i’m fjhdsfkjdfg crying right now
procrastinating on my CS hw by doodling pika…how the HELL do you draw his yorknew hair
The story of the Distant Goddess is absolute proof that it’s a crime that Ancient Egyptian mythology hasn’t entered the popular conciousness in the same way as Greek stuff.
Short, super paraphrased version: Ra is sick of humanity being rebellious wee bastards, so he sends a goddess as an embodiment of his vengeance, usually Sekhmet in the form of a great fuckoff lion - first to the southern deserts to wipe out the followers of Set. She does so, and then for unspecified reasons, Ra decides maybe humanity is redeemable hey call off the murderlion. But being an embodiment of pure divine retribution, she isn’t really having it.
So Ra sends Thoth out in an effort to soothe the goddess before she arrives in the north and wipes out everything including the gods (she’s just that strong). He’s terrified, but he tries all sorts of cunning and wisdom and trickery and tells her moral tales and all that, but all he can do is delay her.
In the meantime, Ra’s priests of the north are hard at work. They brew thousands of barrels of beer, and mix pots and pots red dye. And when the goddess inevitably arrives, they mix it up and pour it into the reeds of the nile. Believing it to be the spilled blood of her enemies, she drinks it up proudly… And gets EXTREMELY drunk, calming down and transforming into Hathor, goddess of joy and love.
And once a year to celebrate this momentous occasion, Egyptians would get Absolutely Plastered.
Couldn’t stop but think on this man the whole day…😽 (Happy International Cat Day🎉🎉)
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Ideal video game:
- i can flirt with girls
- i have a sword
- animals can be pet
- theres like a bunch of accessibility options and zero button mashing
- i dont have to choose between style and stats, because all the equipment in the game is stylish and functional
- i get to kiss girls also
i have an olympic gold medal in loving women & looking cool with swords
Please watch this series of Japanese gum commercials
You won’t regret it I promise……wow
omg
OMG?
me while i’m just living my life: yeah.. i don’t get it. just don’t understand any of this. like i just………………………………… don’t get it
Can someone from the Pokemon fandom explain this, I don’t understand nurse Joy’s reaction.
Ho-oh is basically a minor deity, so nurse joy pretty much just heard this ten year old say “i threw a rat at a god.”